1. I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day.

2. Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.

3. Remember my name - you'll be screaming it later.

4. Of course I don't look busy... I did it right the first time.

5. Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?

6. I'm multitalented - I can talk and piss you off at the same time.

7. Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.

8. You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP!

9. Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

10. I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.

11. Next mood swing... 6 minutes.

12. I hate everybody and you're next

13. Please don't make me kill you.

14. And your point is...?

15. I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.

16. All stressed out and no one to choke.

17. I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.

18. How can I miss you if you won't go away?

19. Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.

20. I am out of estrogen, and I have a gun.

21. So many men, so few who can afford me

22. If they don't have chocolate in heaven, I ain't going

23. At my age, I've seen it all, done it all, heard it all...
     I just can't remember it all

24. My Mother is a travel agent for guilt trips

25. Princess, having had sufficient experience with princes, seeks frog.

26. Coffee, chocolate, men... Some things are just better rich

27. Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen

28. Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off

29. It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything

30. Guys have feelings too. But who cares?

31. I hate everybody...and you're next

32. And your point is...?

33. All stressed out and no one to choke

34. I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people

35. How can I miss you if you won't go away?

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