have to know that somewhere someone actually did the things that are
on these labels...otherwise why put the warning on??? LMAO...
This is the ultimate test of HUMAN STUPIDITY...
you need further proof that the human race is doomed through gross stupidity,
here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods...
"Do not use while sleeping."
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
bag of Fritos:
"You could be winner!
No purchase necessary.
(The shoplifter special.)
bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
(And that would be how...?)
Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(But it's *just* a suggestion.)
Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box):
"Do not turn upside down."
& Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating."
(As night follows the day...)
for a Rowenta iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body."
(But wouldn't this save more time?)
Children's Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery
after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents
if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off
"Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(One would hope.)
brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only."
(As opposed to what?)
Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use."
(I gotta admit, I'm curious.)
"Warning: contains nuts."
(Talk about a newsflash.)
American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: Fly Delta.)
child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame parents for this one.)
a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands."
(Was there a case of this happening somewhere? My God!)