A New Bride
young couple got married and left on their honeymoon.
said her mother, "so -- how was the honeymoon?"
she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as we returned Sam started
using the most horrible language - things I'd never heard before!
Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! Tell me, what could be
"Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed- they're just too awful! COME GET ME, PLEASE !!!"
baby, you must tell me what has you so upset... Tell your
sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, mama...words like: dust, wash,
"I'll pick you up in ten minutes," said the mother.