Never test a woman


  The CIA had an opening for an assassin.

  After all of the background checks, interviews, and physical testing was done, there were three finalists: two men and a woman!

  For the final test, the applicants were taken, one at a time to a large metal door and handed a gun. "CIA agents follow instructions, no matter what the circumstances," they said. "Inside this room you will find your wife sitting in a chair, Kill her."

  The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife."
The testing agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job."

  The second man was given the same instructions. He went into the room with the gun. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "Your don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

  FINALLY, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing and banging on the walls!

  After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. Wiping sweat and blood from her brow and said, "You didn't tell me the gun was loaded with blanks, I had to beat him to death with the chair."

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updated 01.10.2000
design & graphic arts by Tina Nowara