How to impress women and men...
 
         

 

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN

Compliment her
respect her
honor her
cuddle her
kiss her
caress her
love her
stroke her
tease her
comfort her
protect her
hug her
hold her
spend money on her
wine and dine her
buy things for her
listen to her
care for he
stand by her
support her
hold her
go to the ends of the Earth for her.

 

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN

Show up naked.
Bring food.

 
         
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updated 01.10.2000
design & graphic arts by Tina Nowara