She is soooooooooooooo blonde that...
... She thought a quarterback was a refund.
She thought General Motors was in the army.
She thought manual labor was president of Mexico.
She tripped over a cordless phone.
She got stabbed in a shoot-out.
She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK".
They had to burn down the school to get her out of third grade.
On an application where it says "Sign Here" she put"Sagittarius".
She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
It takes her two hours to watch "60 Minutes".
She studied for a urine test - and failed.
She thought she needed a token to get on "Soul Train."
She sold the car for gas money!
saw "Under 17 Not Admitted" she went home
heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home,
She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
went to the airport and saw a sign that said
She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.