Fun Questions
 
 
I admit - some are pretty sarcastic... don't blame me, please.
 
         

 

How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
They Take The Psycho Path.

How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It.

What Do Fish Say When They Hit A Concrete Wall?
Dam!

What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice Too Long?
Polaroids.

What Do You Call A Boomerang That Doesn't Work?
A Stick.

What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.

What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.

What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quatro Sinko.

What Do You Get From A Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.

What Do You Get When You Cross A Snowman With A Vampire?
Frostbite.

What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.

Where Do You Find A Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.

Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.

What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.

What Is The Difference Between A Harley And A Hoover?
The Location Of The Dirt Bag.

What's The Difference Between A Bad Golfer And A Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Damn.
A Bad Skydiver Goes Damn, Whack

What Do You Call Skydiving Lawyers?
Skeet.

How Are A Texas Tornado And A Tennessee Divorce The Same?
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer

What does the receptionist at the sperm clinic say to clients as they are leaving?
Thanks for coming.

How can you tell which bottle contains the PMS medicine?
It's the one with bite marks on the cap!

Why do men like love at first sight?
It saves them a lot of time.

Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
To stop the problem before it starts.

Why don't men have a mid-life crisis?
They're stuck in adolescence.

Why are frogs so happy?
T hey eat whatever bugs them

How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?
U nhoppy.

Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes?
He liked a good croak and dagger.

 
         
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