Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see
the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the
To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American. DR. SEUSS Did the
chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The chicken
crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told!
To die. In the rain.
LUTHER KING, JR.
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without
having their motives called into question. GRANDPA In my day, we didn't
ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken
crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
It was a historical inevitability.
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified
in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it. RONALD REAGAN What chicken?
I intend to prove that the chicken crossed the road at the behest of
the president of the United States of America in an effort to distract
law enforcement officials and the American public from the criminal
wrongdoing our highest elected official has been trying to cover up.
As a result, the chicken is just another pawn in the president's ongoing
and elaborate scheme to obstruct justice and undermine the rule of law.
For that reason, my staff intends to offer the chicken unconditional
immunity provided he co-operates fully with our investigation. Furthermore,
the chicken will not be permitted to reach the other side of the road
until our investigation and any Congressional follow-up investigations
have been completed. (We also are investigating whether Sid Blumenthal
has leaked information to the Rev. Jerry Falwell, alleging the chicken
to be homosexual in an effort to discredit any useful testimony the
bird may have to offer, or at least to ruffle his feathers.)
JAMES T. KIRK
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens
have to cross before you believe it?
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the
road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
I have just released eChicken 98, which will not only explore your documents,
and balance your checkbook-and Internet Explorer is an inextricable
part of eChicken.
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken?
Could you define chicken please?
The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed
the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down.
And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken," Thou
shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was
I missed one?