Here is a lot to read - but... I don't care! These are some of the best emails I got by several friends (Hi Tricia, Antoinette, Beth, Amy, Toffee, Moogie, Robert and everybody else who did send some of this).

If any of you hold any ownership to this - no harm to any rights is intended with this! It's just for the fun of it and to give away some great laughter.

And if you feel anything is missing here - feel free to email me :-) - and surely your name will be mentioned, if it's wanted!

 
     
Notice of revocation of independence
 
     
  My favorite ones:  
   
 

Beginning of mankind

 
 

Chocolate is better than SEX!

 

Every womens fantasy

 

Handy comebacks

 
 

10 Things men understand about women

 
 

Here is the Problem

 
 

How a friend should be!

 
 

How to impress a woman and a man

 
 

Great T-Shirts for women

 
 

11 Truths of life

 
 

Advices to be passed on to daughters

 
 

The ultimate female fantasy

 
 

Punctuation

 
     
   
  Fun Stories  
 

Famous Quotes

 
 

Fun Questions

 
 

Goodnight Prayers

 
 

The Gravy Ladle

 
 

Help wanted

 
 

The King's Daughter

 
 

Men are like...

 
 

What gender is the Computer?

 
     
   
  Strange Truths:  
 

Isn't this the Truth?

 
 

Isn't English easy?

 
 

More from the Mouths of Babes

 
 

Operating Instructions

 
 

Pupils in school answered this

 
 

Things you learn from the movies

 
 

Think you know everything?

 
 

Tips to stay alive!

 
 

Women and Men

 
     
     
  Friendship:  
 

ABC of friends

 
     
   
  Jokes:  
 

Why did the Chicken cross the road?

 
 

A Smart Blond

 
 

The Story of The Three Bears

 
 

Blondjokes

 
 

How blond is she?

 
 

Inventions by blondes

 
 

Three blonde Men

 
 

Need a push

 
 

Neighbor George

 
 

Never test a woman!

 
 

A new Bride

 
 

The Pitt Bull

 
 

Training courses for women

 
     
   
  Thoughfull stuff:  
 

Briggs of life

 
 

Beautytips

 
 

Top 10 why the 80's were better than the 90's

 
 

Child of the 80's

 
 

If a dog would be your teacher...

 
 

Forrest Gump goes to heaven

 
 

Points to Ponder

 
 

I have learned

 
 

Interview with God

 
 

Rita Rudners 50 Facts

 
 

The Rose

 
 

Resignation from being an Adult

 
 

What is time? Ask...

 
         
         
         

 

see for yourself
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